“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”
all of these children are me
“Strike while the bug is close” is definitely first grade Caiti.
“When the blind lead the blind get out of the way” is first grade me and present-day me.
I like that kid.